24 4 / 2014

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via motherfugging-fox)

24 4 / 2014

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter, via motherfugging-fox)

24 4 / 2014

robinhook:

diabanrion:

The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters

(Source: girlwithg0ldeyes, via probably-not-martin-freeman)

24 4 / 2014

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

(via iron-wang)

24 4 / 2014

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

(via iron-wang)

24 4 / 2014

katesmess:

fatseux:

Goals.

I’ve been looking for this forever

(Source: youaremyprodigy, via hi)

24 4 / 2014

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via hi)

24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

24 4 / 2014

(Source: estranja, via hi)

24 4 / 2014

"Sometimes they just wanna blow a GUY!!"

RELI TA terribly trying to explain sexual orientation… (via danylslife)

jesus christ what am i missing at this review session

(via mothernature-thatgreeneyedslut)

Shmanko and Biko going HAM! But only being marginally useful…

(via mothernature-thatgreeneyedslut)

24 4 / 2014

"Sometimes they just wanna blow a GUY!!"

RELI TA terribly trying to explain sexual orientation…

24 4 / 2014

greatjaggi:

calliedope:

greatjaggi:

If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg

there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist

image

(via panerasexual)

24 4 / 2014

Dear TAs,

This review session is not an experimental space for you to try out different pedagogies… I’m done with the rambling.

RELI 101 Student

24 4 / 2014

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

(Source: furything, via hi)