17 4 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via probably-not-martin-freeman)

17 4 / 2014

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via snorlaxatives)

17 4 / 2014

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

Such a great answer

The best answer really.

(Source: daily-gr4ce, via iron-wang)

17 4 / 2014

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

(Source: iwhaleventually, via theoneunbeatablebeater)

17 4 / 2014

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via theoneunbeatablebeater)

17 4 / 2014

oldmanstephanie:

I was going back through some art on my computer and I found that first drawing that actually was from my first semester of college

i’m hungry

(via theoneunbeatablebeater)

17 4 / 2014

(Source: dailydavyfranco, via jayhens)

17 4 / 2014

arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets

(via jayhens)

17 4 / 2014

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via jayhens)

16 4 / 2014

mydrunkkitchen:

mydrunkkitchen:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!



****ACTUALLY INVENTED BY THIS LADY!***
Still wonderful though!
 http://www.people.com/people/article/0„20805230,00.html

mydrunkkitchen:

mydrunkkitchen:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

****ACTUALLY INVENTED BY THIS LADY!***

Still wonderful though!

 http://www.people.com/people/article/0„20805230,00.html

16 4 / 2014

youtubersalltheway:

everyone needs troye sivan in a cupboard on their blog

(via motherfugging-fox)

16 4 / 2014

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

(via jayhens)

16 4 / 2014

troyesivan:

This video is so, so important. A Jewish girl, and a Muslim girl, both poets, deliver a powerful piece on stereotypes.

Forget what we’ve been indoctrinated to think by our parents, schools, communities, religions and governments. We are all human. Let’s be the generation of peace. 

16 4 / 2014

thegleepocalypse:

tofumotherfucker:

ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard

or you could be simply wanting to wear high heels while crushing the patriarchy. Click click mother fucker. 

(via highfunctioningdarklordofall)

16 4 / 2014

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via probably-not-martin-freeman)